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The Power in Perspective

November 30, 2017 by Kate 6 Comments

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Imagine this:

  • You wake up, walk into the kitchen to grab breakfast and find out that the leftover french toast quinoa (with toasted pecans, dried cherries, and cinnamon – recipe coming soon) you had dreamed about eating for breakfast is gone.  Apparently your significant other beat you to it.
  • Then, as you pass by the kitchen sink, you discover that when your main squeeze “helped” do the dishes last night, he/she left the usual lone straggler.  That’s right, EVERY.SINGLE.TIME your spousal unit washes the dishes he/she overlooks a SINGLE random cup, bowl, or spoon (How is that even possible?!?).
  • After washing the “forgotten” dish, you head to the utility room to start a load of laundry.  As you sort the clothes something catches your eye…It’s a blotch on an otherwise uniform fabric…The type A person’s worst nightmare…Yup, it’s a STAIN…on your spouse’s BRAND NEW pants. You immediately realize that the big greasy spot is not going to come out no matter how much elbow grease you put into it and submit to the fact that it will be in good company with all of your spouse’s other stained, ripped, and holey clothes. [Read more…]

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Reefers with the Rents

September 15, 2016 by Kate Leave a Comment

Last week I could have SWORN that I overheard my mom and dad (the rents) discussing “reefers”.  Since it is unlike them to discuss such taboo topics, I disregarded their conversation under the assumption that I must have misheard.  Then, later that week I heard them talking about “reefers” a second time.  This time I knew my ears didn’t deceive me.  As I continued to eaves drop (because how else are you going to listen to someone else’s conversation of which you are not invited to participate?), [Read more…]

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“The Change”

August 30, 2016 by Kate 1 Comment

WARNING:  Due to some graphic details, this post is not for individuals who have an aversion to potty humor.

All parents know that one day their children will go through “the change” and begin to take an interest in certain parts of the human body that they were previously unaware even existed.  Even though I knew this day was coming, somehow that didn’t make it any easier. I’m writing about it in today’s post in hopes that many of you can relate to [Read more…]

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