Last week I could have SWORN that I overheard my mom and dad (the rents) discussing “reefers”. Since it is unlike them to discuss such taboo topics, I disregarded their conversation under the assumption that I must have misheard. Then, later that week I heard them talking about “reefers” a second time. This time I knew my ears didn’t deceive me. As I continued to eaves drop (because how else are you going to listen to someone else’s conversation of which you are not invited to participate?), I was both confused and intrigued by their sudden interest in this contraband commodity. Why the sudden interest? Had they considered the ramifications of getting caught with this prohibited substance? And more importantly, why were they talking about buying their “reefer” at a local home improvement store? While continuing to stealthily eaves drop, I was able to piece together (as Paul Harvey would say) “the rest of the story”. What the rents referred to as a “reefer” was in fact (drum roll please)……. [Read more…]
WARNING: Due to some graphic details, this post is not for individuals who have an aversion to potty humor.
All parents know that one day their children will go through “the change” and begin to take an interest in certain parts of the human body that they were previously unaware even existed. Even though I knew this day was coming, somehow that didn’t make it any easier. I’m writing about it in today’s post in hopes that many of you can relate to what I’m going through and so that we can be a support to one another. I think it best if I forgo tiptoeing around the subject and just come right out and talk about it. Parker (our dog/child) is a BUTT MAN! Yes, I said it, he likes butts (and I cannot lie) and he likes them any way he can get them: [Read more…]
BRAGGING ALERT: I’m not trying to brag or anything, BUT our dog goes above AND beyond to help do his part around the house. I would like to take credit for his helpful disposition, but I’m sure he gets it mostly from his biological parents (yes he was adopted). I’ve spent the past few weeks secretly capturing the below pictures of him doing helpful things because I KNEW people wouldn’t believe me if I told them.